Found this gem on Steam:

~{Graphics}~
☑ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

~{Gameplay}~
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Fallout 76

~{Audio}~
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I’m now deaf

~{Audience}~
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ All

~{PC Requirements}~
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

~{Difficulty}~
☐ Just press ‘W’
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

~{Grind}~
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn’t necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

~{Story}~
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

~{Game Time}~
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

~{Price}~
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it’s on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

~{Bugs}~
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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